What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with thw royal family...
Rolls Royce
The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration. They called the song “Helen Keller
My girl freind called me a cock sucker but HEY 20 dollars is 20 dollars
I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day, he replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."
What does a furry call a sexy furry A foxy lady
Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u
Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her)
What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute that play football?
2 tight ends and a wide receiver
After having a win at bingo Ethel splashed out on some venison for tea..... During the meal her daughter asked her mum what it was to which she replied with a little smile...'Its what I call your father'... Little Jimmy threw down his knife and fork and jumped up sayin 'Oh My God Dont eat it!!! It's a fucking Dick!
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call black person neighbor
You really thought n****r
Wants one way to get a free haircut
Call the cancer hotline
What do you call a premature chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
What makes 9/11 an inside job? Someone started calling it 10/7.
Q. What do they call an Isis terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
