what did the blind kid get for his birtday? Idk he still didnt look
anong tawag sa cake na may ubo
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You also have to learn to say no. For example: "Would you like a piece of cake?" "No, I'd like two."
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
Why isn’t the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
How many emos like anagrams?
Some.
What do you call those who remain My Chemical Romance fans?
Emold.
What is the connection between Emos and Darth Vader?
They both dress in all black and none of them has a father.
What do you call flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Who cares, let them cry in the dark.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Anthony went into the bakery and ordered Emo Cake.
“Emo cake?” says the baker. ” What exactly is it?”
Anthony says, “It’s the cake that cuts itself.”
How do you pull an emo from a tree?
Cut the rope.
What’s the similarity between emos and unsalted popcorn?
They’re both white and flavourless.
What do emo birds call their mouths?
Bleaks.
What do you call an obese emo teen?
An edgelard.
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What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
How are cats and emos different from one another?
The cat still has 8 other lives.
Why does emo get tattoos of fruits on their arms?
They are playing Fruit Ninja.
What will you call Sonic if he’s an emo?
Sonic the Edgy hog.
Why would the emo swallow a clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why are Emos still around?
Because the suffering never ends.
What is the best way to get an emo off your balcony?
You encourage them.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What is the favourite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Why do people wish their lawn grass was emo?
So it could cut itself.
A group of friends started an emo salsa band.
They call themselves HisPanic at the Disco.
What is the difference between pizza and emo pizza?
Emo pizza kind of cuts itself.
I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean (uh)
I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party came up for the weekend at the end of the week I was going to get my birthday cake for the day
I MAY NOT BE THE BRIGHTEST CANDLE ON THE CAKE BUT U CAN STILL BLOW ME
you so fat when someone call u fat u get depressed and cut u a slice of cake
I cannot believe no ones come up with a cure for anorexia yet. I thought it would be a piece of cake!
me lava you sooo much cutie cake. i. know i so so so cuteee.. lava u girl... ummmma ummmaaa.. i know where u liveee kutty
Thats caketasic
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”
“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass? fruit cake
Teacher: what's 3 minus 1? Me: i don't know Teacher: how about this, you have three cakes, I take one how many cakes do you have? Me: three Teacher: If I take one cake from your three what do you have? Me: three cakes and a dead teacher. 👑
How to make emo cakes: Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging
Why do candles 🕯 like birthdays?
Because they can get lit.
What do clams do on their birthday they shellbrate but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish
do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?
he says "take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.
Fake emo: when I’m sad i cut myself Real emo: same fake emo: another piece of cake
