What’s a vegetable’s favorite dance?
The cabbage patch.
Knock knock Who’s there Cabbage Cabbage who Cabbage doesn’t have a last name.
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people? A cabbage patch.
Your mum years cabbage
McNeill's mom wrote a shopping list for supper:
cabbage _50
Carrots-50
Cooking fat -100
Onions_20
Tomato-20
salt-10
Total=250
She gave McNeill the list to get the ingredients.
McNeill took long to return home from the shopping.
His mom decided to call McNeill to ask why are taking long. McNeill answered, "I have all the ingredients, but I'm looking for total."
Stephen Hawking is intelligent. He is not as green as he is cabbage.
What was Stephen Hawkings favourite movie ? Cabbage Patch Kids.
What do you call a flat cabbage? leaf pile
How can you find out how old a cabbage is?
By looking at its cabbAGE.
(Q) What is the hardest part of a cabbage (A) Wheel chair
Q: What is the hardest part to eat on a cabbage?
A: The wheelchair
How do you know when I cabbage is boiled?
The wheel chair floats to the top
Why is a cabage green? Because its in Greenland
A new burger has been invented in memory of Stephen Hawking.
I doubt it will sell though, as it's 95% cabbage.
How can you tell when a cabbage is boiled?
The wheelchair floats to the top.
Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage.
Lettuce pray.
