C U

C U jokes

Fridge

What 7 letters do you say when you open the fridge and see it’s empty?

O I C U R M T

Icup

Kalyn: Mrs. Frizzle,

Mrs. Frizzle: Sure.

Kalyn: Can you spell I-C-U-P for me?

Mrs. Frizzle: Shut up, you little fucktard!

Community

**\[Verse 1]** I make the snacks, I wash the floors, You’re on the couch, still wanting more. They call me names, yeah, let 'em scoff, I wear my badge, I’m better off.

**\[Pre-Chorus]** Don’t need your rules, don’t want your war, I open minds while you keep score. I serve the tea, I take the heat, But I sleep just fine with clean, cold sheets.

**\[Chorus]** So call me a cuck, I don't give a—(what?) Love who I love,… Read more