C U jokes

I C U P works on 88% of people.

Spell "I cup."

I C U P

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C U M

Spell "I C U P." I see you pee.

What 7 letters do you say when you open the fridge and see it’s empty?

O I C U R M T

What did one copper say to the other? C U.

Kalyn: Mrs. Frizzle,

Mrs. Frizzle: Sure.

Kalyn: Can you spell I-C-U-P for me?

Mrs. Frizzle: Shut up, you little fucktard!

I named my refrigerator Oicurmt, because every time I look in, I say, "O I C, U R MT."