Bully jokes

There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.

Why don’t she stand up for herself?

One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully off him. The cop then asked the bully, "Why are you beating him up?" I responded, saying, "I'm fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease." Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, "Well, how did I do?"

Bully: I bet your dick is so small when you look down you can't see it.

Guy: I don't, I see your mom.

Holy fucking shit, Addison, watersharky, Gwen, and all of you other cringelords, I swear to God if I hear one more thing about "please be kind, no bullying on the internet," I will actually shoot my local school.

You may not know, since you are only 8 years old or whatever, but the world is not kind. It’s full of sick people out to beat others, and the only way to stay safe is to beat them. So even if you think you are spreading kindness, it’s just gonna make you a target. So just stfu and keep your "please be kind" messages to yourselves.

I bought an anti-bullying wristband. I say I bought it; I stole it off a fat ginger kid.

Hi, you guys don't know me, but I have my best interests at heart.

I'm a kind person who wants to put a stop to the bullying. I think that Gwen, Addison Banks, Watersharky, ect. are kind people! Also, I kinda like Watersharky...

Why do you need an AR-15?

So my son can use it if he's being bullied at school.

When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.

A bully walks up to a kid named Billy to insult him and steal his lunch money.

Later that night when he is at home, the bully’s father comes into his room to insult him and take the lunch money he stole.

The father walks down stair to check on his father in the living room. When he walks in, his father insults him and takes the lunch money.

The grandfather of the bully walks into the back yard and in the dark is Billy. The grandfather walks up to him and says “Where’s my money, you worthless old fart?”

Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.

Bully: (Speechless)

Stop bullying.

(Bully) Boy, you ugly!

(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.

Why does the kid in the wheelchair get bullied all the time?

Because he can’t stand up for himself.

No one cares if you bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"

If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.

Unknown be like: "Wah wah, I'm too scared to talk to girls in real life, so I bully random tweens I find online to make me feel better... what a shame."

Deals is bully, right? Denise, like a bully type of rock, is a piggy.

Bully: My mom says I'm not allowed to burn trash.

Me: (quiet)

Bully: HEY I'M TALKING TO YOU.

Me: Are you talking to yourself? Because I was listening to music until I heard you.

Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?