Bulb jokes

How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer: 1 to actually change the light bulb and the other 98 to suck each others' cocks and shit like that.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Depends on how high your ceiling is.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

102, if you have some alive ones.