Bulb jokes
How many electrical engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. That is the electrician's job. I am a specialist.
How many software engineers?
Again, none. It's a hardware problem.
How many computer programmers to change a light bulb?
Two, but one resigns halfway through the project.
How many oz of water does it take to screw a light bulb?
None, also what the heck are you doing with water when people in Africa don’t have any?
How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: 1 to actually change the light bulb and the other 98 to suck each others' cocks and shit like that.
How many crack heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, there is no electricity.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Depends on how high your ceiling is.
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
102, if you have some alive ones.