Bulb jokes

How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they just beat the room for it being black.

How many oz of water does it take to screw a light bulb?

None, also what the heck are you doing with water when people in Africa don’t have any?

How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!

How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer: 1 to actually change the light bulb and the other 98 to suck each others' cocks and shit like that.

How many crack heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, there is no electricity.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Depends on how high your ceiling is.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

102, if you have some alive ones.