Bulb jokes
How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just beat the room for being black.
How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to light up the room with space lasers so the other can see, and one to screw it in.
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw a light bulb?
Oh wait, Michael Jackson only screws little boys, my bad.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Depends on how high your ceiling is.
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? -- One. They are efficient and don't have humor.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's a silly question. Feminists can't change anything.
Q: How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Wanna go ride a bike?
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
These people who are offended by rape jokes don’t even understand humor. They think of humor as like a happy thing because humor makes us laugh and laughter makes us happy, but most of the jokes that we laugh at are filled with pain and suffering. If I take a joke like, how many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black. Now that joke isn’t making light of the fact that people have marched in the civil rights movement and people have been racially discriminated against. It’s not making light of those, what it’s doing is it’s taking that pain and suffering and making you transcend it for a moment, and showing the absurdity of the human mind, and that is important. Humor at its best takes the bad things in this world that are painful and hard to deal with and makes it something funny.
And before you go in the comments and say I agree with rape, I don’t. I hope everybody who rapes someone to have their dick cut off. My little sister got fucking raped when she was six, and the guy is lucky he got caught by the police and not me, cause if I caught I would have fucking killed him, so I don’t agree with rape, but I still think rape jokes should still not be taken so seriously!