what did Chris Brown say when he saw Rhianna
"I'd hit that"
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A husband and a wife have four children the oldest three are tall with blonde hair, the youngest is short with brown hair. The husband was on his deathbed and said “honey, can you be completely honest with me, is our youngest son mine?” The wife says “I swear to all that is holy he is your son.” Then the husband died and the wife muttered, “thank god he didn’t ask about the other three.”
Question: What's brown and sitting on the piano bench?
Answer: Beethoven's last movement
What do you call two Mexicans having sex? 50-shades of brown.
What's small, brown and crispy? A baby in an oven.
The teacher asked her class to use definitely in a sentence. Little Johnny raised his hand to answer, yet the teacher passed him and went on to Kevin. "The sky is definitely blue." "Very good Kevin,but the sky can also be blue or black." the teacher replied. Little Johnny raised his hand again as high as he could, yet the teacher passed right over him. And picked Annie from the back of the room. "The grass is definitely green." "Very good Annie, but it can also be brown." Little Johnny was waving his hand like crazy seeking her attention. Finally she called on him. "Mines more of a question, but do farts have lumps in them?" "Why no Johnny why would you ask such a question?" She questioned. "Well if they don't have lumps in them, then I definitely just shit myself."
What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
The microwave doesn't brown the meat.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
