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The teacher asked her class to use definitely in a sentence. Little Johnny raised his hand to answer, yet the teacher passed him and went on to Kevin. "The sky is definitely blue." "Very good Kevin,but the sky can also be blue or black." the teacher replied. Little Johnny raised his hand again as high as he could, yet the teacher passed right over him. And picked Annie from the back of the room. "The grass is definitely green." "Very good Annie, but it can also be brown." Little Johnny was waving his hand like crazy seeking her attention. Finally she called on him. "Mines more of a question, but do farts have lumps in them?" "Why no Johnny why would you ask such a question?" She questioned. "Well if they don't have lumps in them, then I definitely just shit myself."

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This is just not funny at all

Stupid joke! First of all, she asked them to use the word definitely in a sentence. The first kid could have looked outside, and the sky look blue, so he said the sky is definitely blue. Why would the teacher say that this guy could be blue or black? Same with the grass. If the grass is green, then why would she say it could be brown also? Dumbass joke. You must not be American

night time is black and when grass dies it is brown duh