The Questionable Children

A husband and a wife have four children. The oldest three are tall with blonde hair. The youngest is short with brown hair. The husband was on his deathbed and said, "Honey, can you be completely honest with me? Is our youngest son mine?" The wife says, "I swear to all that is holy, he is your son." Then the husband died and the wife muttered, "Thank god he didn't ask about the other three."

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The joke plays on the wife's infidelity. The husband questions the paternity of only the youngest child because he looks different from the other children. The wife's relieved response at the end reveals that the other three children are not his either, but she managed to avoid him finding out.

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