Brighter jokes
Comebacks when someone say: Bully: "Your teeth is so yellow that when you start smiling you slow down the traffic." Say: "At least its brighter than your future."
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the World Trade Center.
Why does the Sun go to school?
To get brighter!
Me: The light wow brighter than my future.
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.
What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?
He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”
I still remember the third of December, me in your sweater. You said it looked better on me than it did you. Only if you knew how much I liked you. But I watch your eyes as she walks by. What a sight for sore eyes, Brighter than the blue sky. She's got you mesmerized while I die. Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, But you like her better. Wish I were Heather. Watch as she stands with her, holding your hand. Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting colder. But how could I hate her, she's such an angel. But then again, kinda wish she were dead as she walks by. What a sight for sore eyes. Brighter than the blue sky. She's got you mesmerized while I die. Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, But you like her better. I wish I were Heather. Oh, I wish I were Heather. Oh, oh, wish I were Heather. Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, But you like her better. Wish I were-
Yo mama so fat, her future is brighter than VY Canis Majoris!
My future is so bright, I need a flashlight to see where I'm going.
If you say to someone, "Have a nice day!" it will make them happy. If you say, "Enjoy the next 24 hours," they'll be terrified.
The happier they get, the less they see.
I threw a lamp at the depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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Hey everyone! I wanted to thank you for 17 followers! You all make my day so much brighter <3. Here are some more things you can do with emotions!
Anxiety, Challenge yourself to talk. Grab a teddy or something you know you can talk to, and start talking to it and try to forget your anxiety.
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