Brick jokes

"What happens when an Asian man runs into a brick wall?"

"A broken nose."

I was with my blind friend, and he's telling me, "Yeah, I can read braille." So I hand him a Lego brick and ask him to read it. Apparently, Lego has been hiding a dark secret from us for years; as all their bricks read, "Screw you, asshole."

I love it when cancer hits like a ton of bricks. The best part is when it kills people.

Yo mama so short, she wakes up every day in a brick house singing “Everything is Awesome”.

Time for a story: There are 500 bricks on a plane, one falls off. How many are left? 499.

What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator? Open fridge, put in elephant, close fridge.

What are the 4 steps to putting a giraffe in a fridge? Open fridge, take out elephant, put in giraffe, close fridge.

The lion king is having a birthday party. All the animals attend except one, who is it? Giraffe, he's stuck in the fridge.

Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There is no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She swims across safely, how? The alligators where at the birthday party.

Sally dies anyway. How? She got hit in the head by a flying brick.

What did one brick say to the other? Never LEGO.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? "You're too young to smoke."

How do you stop a baby from crying?

Throw a brick in its mouth.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone chucked a brick at her.

Why did Sally throw a clock out the window? She had brain damage from the brick.

When I go to bed, my mother comes in ten minutes later with a brick and beats me with it.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Tits are like Lego bricks. They're there for the kid, but dad ends up playing with them.