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What is the difference between a priest and McDonald's? Nothing, they both stick their meat in between 12-year-old buns.
What is the similarity between Hitler and orphans?
They both don't have parents.
I just read an article that Texas is number one in the nation for both depression and infidelity in relationships.
It's a sad state of affairs.
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!
What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?
They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!
A knife is like hallucinations, both in your head.
What's the difference between cars and grass?
They both have wheels, except for the grass.
What's the difference between milk and my dad?
Nothing, I apparently am allergic to both because I never see either of them.
What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?
They both talk like they're on fent.
During the election campaign of 2012, we heard about Obama, but we thought they said Osama. So I told my friend, "Grab his gun and let's have some fun." So during one of Obama's campaigns, we both shot him to death, which lasted a while.
Then my friend said, "Let's go get piss drunk at Mavericks bar." Then on TV they talked about Obama's death, and everybody but 2 guys cheered. Then guess what, we loaded our guns and lit those 2 guys up like we did to Obama.
What do a blonde and a cow have in common?
They're both fat af.
Two men walk into a bar, and they both hit their heads.
What's the difference between you and a Barbie? There is no difference. Both of your faces are fake.
Akeld: Do you think I should get an edges or a tapeline?
Me: Why not make both of them there? They're both messed up anyway.
Why did the orphans have in common? They both don't have parents.
What do a doctor and a girlfriend/boyfriend have in common?
They both break your heart.
What do Christians and gays have in common?
They both say, “Oh God” when they get on their knees.
What do Rapboat and Caseoh have in common?
They're both chubby.