Bossy jokes
Why go to sleep because he was bossy?
Did you hear about the bossy man at the bar? He ordered everyone around.
A boss said to his secretary, "I want to have sex with you, but I will make it very fast."
"I'll throw $1,000 on the floor and by the time you bend down to pick it up, I'll be done."
She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend said, "Do it but ask him for $2,000. Then pick up the money so fast, he won't even have enough time to undress himself." She agrees.
After half an hour passes, the boyfriend calls the girlfriend and asks, "So what happened?" She responds, "The... bastard.....used.....coins."
Boss: You're fired.
Me: *turns in my gun and my badge*
Boss: You're a waiter. Where did you get those?
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
My boss had the heart of a child.
In a jar. On his desk.
My bitch as flat as her grannie's heartbeat.
Community talk
I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe, on a raft, four-by-four animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.
Another vent (because of the toxic ass people in my school)
So, there is this girl, let's call her G. So, G went to my PS and ever since I joined in grade three, she has been whiny and bossy whenever I was in her class. Whenever she is not in my class, she is usually nice. I feel like she hated the fact that I got along with her best friend well. Also, during camp two years ago, G told me to give her a 'break', beca… Read more