Bossy

Bossy jokes

Boss

  • Bosses are like seagulls.

    They fly in, make a lot of noise, crap all over everything, then fly out.

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  • Boss

  • I got to work.

    Ben: Oh no, my boss is here. I hate my job and I'm terrified of my boss.

    Ben: Uh, hey, hey Mr. Boss.

    Boss: Have a nice day.

    Ben: Ok, bye!

    Boss:??

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  • Boss

  • You when you face the boss the first time: :)

    You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(

    You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(

    You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:

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  • Community talk

  • I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe, on a raft, four-by-four animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.

  • Another vent (because of the toxic ass people in my school)

    So, there is this girl, let's call her G. So, G went to my PS and ever since I joined in grade three, she has been whiny and bossy whenever I was in her class. Whenever she is not in my class, she is usually nice. I feel like she hated the fact that I got along with her best friend well. Also, during camp two years ago, G told me to give her a 'break', beca… Read more