Bossy jokes
Why go to sleep because he was bossy?
Did you hear about the bossy man at the bar? He ordered everyone around.
Boss: You're fired.
Me: *turns in my gun and my badge*
Boss: You're a waiter. Where did you get those?
My boss had the heart of a child.
In a jar. On his desk.
Bully... you're such an asshole. Me... Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.
Bosses are like seagulls.
They fly in, make a lot of noise, crap all over everything, then fly out.
My attitude doesn't have to be the only reason I yell and roll my eyes in the back of my head.
Community talk
I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe, on a raft, four-by-four animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.
Another vent (because of the toxic ass people in my school)
So, there is this girl, let's call her G. So, G went to my PS and ever since I joined in grade three, she has been whiny and bossy whenever I was in her class. Whenever she is not in my class, she is usually nice. I feel like she hated the fact that I got along with her best friend well. Also, during camp two years ago, G told me to give her a 'break', beca… Read more