Bro you were born in a local 7 eleven bathroom
One morning a dad was sitting and watching TV His daughter comes in and says "dad! Why is my name Rose?" He replied, "Oh! Its because when you were born a rose peddle fell on your head." "Cool" Rose said.
The second daughter walked in and said "dad! Why is my name Daisy?" He replied,"Oh! its because when you were a baby, a daisy peddle fell on your head." "Awesome" Daisy said.
The third daughter came in and said "DuUuUDeEeEeDrrrrrrrrr!!!" "SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!!!"
If your born deaf what language would you think in
Johnny Depp once said in an interview: "I get older, my girlfriends stay the same age."
Maybe Johnny Depp's soulmate isn't born yet. We'll see in 20-25 years.
Alabama. Every time there's a family reunion a baby is born 9 months later.
Crispy Juicy Tender, I Just Put My New-Born Son In A Blender
Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him Sudden Lee.
If they’re short and called rose and born in June they’re emo
My family is lucky I was born so smart, every time my Dad is struggling at work, he always turns to me when he needs to get ahead.
What do Indians call their father when they are born? Data.
Why cant a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw u will be born soon.
the biggest inconvenience in 2001 i thought was my brother turns out it was 9/11 i guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was aluh aluckbar
Your momma is so hairy that when you were born you got rugburn
Yo mama so old I bet she was born when Dinosaurs was made and also she killed them with they breath😭😭
you was born so fat they needed a 2 cranes to carry you
What do you call children born from incest?
Gross Domestic Product
your mom was born in a dumpster as well as you
were u born on a highway cause that is where most mistakes happen
Little boy asked his dad why was he was born black. Father replied, so the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin. Then he asks why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire. So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you. Then what are we doing living in Rochdale. (England)
yo mama so stupid you could not even be born because of her idoitness
