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Crispy Son

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XinusGames
4 years ago ·
  • Crispy, Juicy, Tender, I just put my new-born son in a blender.

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    • Blender
    • Son
    • Baby
    • Family
    • Violence
    • Appliance

    Explanation

  • The joke is funny because it uses a juxtaposition of a common description of food with the horrifying act of putting a baby in a blender.

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