Father: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Father: So you won’t be bored. You’re going to need them there.
Boring Jokes
Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!
"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"
I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.
BlessedBrian's autobiography would be titled "The Adventure of Watching Paint Dry."
If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Dad: Here you go son, all your toys have gone to the orphanage.
Son: Why, Dad?
Dad: You would be bored there if there was not anything to do.
when ur bored in class so u post this and people start comenting the best shit
I’m a cashier at a grocery store, and when I’m bored, I draw on my hands with a pen. Well, this guy walks up to me and says, “You know, I got mental illnesses from drawing on myself.”
And so, without thinking, I said, “Well, I’ve already got those, so I think I’m fine...” 😳 He looked concerned. Oops lol.
What do depressed people do when they’re bored?
They “Hang” Out.
Ok, so I'm bored, depressed, and lonely. Someone wanna talk?
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wow, Gwen even said she loves TJ! She just did!
Prince, look at it. You are going to be crushed. It is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments, look there!
When I’m bored, I text a random number, “I hid the body... now what?”
Me, calls the police*
Me: Hey, I'm gonna commit suicide!
Cop on the phone: Please wait till we get there.
Me: Why, so you can then stop me?
Cop on the phone: No, we just want a murder, not a suicidal report on your paper... and we are all bored!
Me: Ok, my house number is *********************, ok!
Cop on the phone: Awesome! Just a sec. *whispers* Guys, I finally found someone who wants to get killed!
I'm really bored and I don't know what's up with Prince. He isn't talking to me.
And Freshfry, why are you so mean now?
Haters are hating. I'm still alluring, but I couldn't give a fuck cus this site is dying and boring.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Do you want to know my motto when I’m bored?
Punch an orphan, who is he going to tell, his mom?
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do kids play when they can't play with a phone?
Bored games.
Me be straight and bored.
Goes to my local bar which has a glory hole.
Out up spending the rest of the night there.
About to leave when, motherfucker, I realize I've been sucking a guy's cock this whole time.
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If you're ever bored, kick an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
