Bomber

Bomber jokes

It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.

Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?

A: A suicide bomber.

What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?

They both erupt when triggered.

Funny thing happened today, my dad came home from work which is weird cause he’s a suicide bomber.

How many fingers am I holding up?

Said the suicide bomber, referring to the countdown.

I talked to a future suicide bomber. I told him, "ISIS ain't got sh** on me because I planted a bomb and lived."

The weirdest thing happened yesterday. My dad came back from work... He’s a suicide bomber.