Bomber jokes
What’s the difference between a suicide bomber and a feminist? A suicide bomber actually does something when triggered.
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.
What are the wedding vows of a suicide bomber?
Til death do we park.
Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?
A: A suicide bomber.
What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?
They both erupt when triggered.
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.
Funny thing happened today, my dad came home from work which is weird cause he’s a suicide bomber.
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is dying alone.
What's the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty?
Puberty waits for the blow up.
How many fingers am I holding up?
Said the suicide bomber, referring to the countdown.
where do suicide bombers go when they die? everywhere!
I talked to a future suicide bomber. I told him, "ISIS ain't got sh** on me because I planted a bomb and lived."
The weirdest thing happened yesterday. My dad came back from work... He’s a suicide bomber.
Suicide bombers, carry bombs and remember to breathe.