Body Part

Body Part jokes

Nut

  • If your left nut was Thanksgiving and your right nut was Christmas, then you wouldn't have any balls because they're holidays.

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  • Difference

  • What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes.

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  • Pirate

  • A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick.

    The bartender asks him why.

    And the pirate says:

    "Argh, It's driving me nuts."

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  • Medical School

  • When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school.

    At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters

    'PNEIS'

    and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.

    Those who answered 'SPINE' are doctors.

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