What's the only time women are doing real work? When they are giving blow jobs.
Daughter: Hey Dad, can I use your car? Dad: Sure, but first you have to give me a blow job" Daughter: Okay, (proceeds to service dad), Dad, Ewww, your dick tastes like shite!" Dad: Oh that's right, I lent your brother the car
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.
It's gonna take a step stool to get a blow job.
Someone goes into a bar and asks for a blow job. The barman goes, "Me too." But then the guy goes, "I meant the drink."
How are Eggs Benedict and a blow job alike? You can't get either one at home.
People with Down syndrome have a specific skill only they have; they can give a blow job and talk to you while sounding exactly the same.
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
