What problems might a blind child run into A wall
what do blind people take for granet.sight
Your so dam ugly that the robbers only go into your house to close the blinds.
Why are you so tired if you can’t see? Cuz you are blind
What's Helen Kellers favourite colour? Corduroy.
Why did the bone go on a blind date? He was bonley.
Q:What was hellen kellers favorite game as a kid A:musical chairs
A blind man walked into me at a store i said "watch it bitch" and he said "sorry i didn't see you there."
Once upon a time, there was a man named Daniel. He was blind and deaf and he worked at a morgue. So one time poor Dan got confused and start having sex with the rotting corpse. He then came home, and thought he was at the morgue, so he started disintegrating his sleeping wife.
Dark Humor: Mom: See that guy over there with no hands, tell him to clap Son: Mom, I'm blind Mom: Exactly Inspired by my derp other half
At the funeral of a family friend, I was chatting to June, an elderly lady I hadn’t seen since I was a teenager. I was thrilled when she told me what a beautiful young woman I’d become.
On the journey home, I remarked to my mother how lovely it had been to see June again.
“Yes, it’s such a shame that she’s gone blind,” she said sadly.
a blind comedian walks into a room or did he dun dun dun
my blind son got hit by a car when he was riding his new bike he should have been paying attention
What did the deaf, blind, mute, and paralyzed baby get for Christmas?
AIDS.
Three disabled guys (a blind man, an amputee, and a guy in a wheelchair) are flying back with the USA team from the Paralympic games in the Middle East when their plane crashes in the Sahara Desert. The three disabled guys (the only survivors) are now stranded and wait for someone to rescue them, but no one showed. They start to get real thirsty, so they decide to seek out water. The amputee leads the way, with the blind man pushing the guy in the wheelchair; and, eventually they find an oasis. The amputee leader goes into the water first, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, walks out the other side and lo and behold, he has a NEW LEG! He gets excited and encourages his friends to do the same. The blind man offers to push the guy in the wheelchair, but he gets refused because the guy in the chair wants to be Mr Independent and isists the blind man goes ahead first. So he goes into the water, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, walks out the other side and lo and behold, he can SEE! Now the guy in the wheelchair's getting really excited, starts pushing with all his might, goes into the water, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, and wheels out the other side. Lo and behold, NEW TIRES!!!
A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone. It’s either really terrible news or really great news.
Bird box
How does a blind person know when a skydive has finished.
The dog lead went slack
What did a comedian say at a show full of blind people? What’s up.
There was a blind man in wwe and the commentator said WATCH OUT WATCH Oh he can’t see after he was sued for national offense
