Blind man jokes
Why can鈥檛 the blind man see?
He just can鈥檛 see. 馃
How to surprise a blind man: put a plunger in the toilet!
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
What does a blind man and your dick have in common?
They both can鈥檛 get up without a dog.
A blind man walked into a fish market and said... "Hello, ladies!"
"Brown bear, brown bear, what do you see?" I see a blind man looking at me.
"Blind man, blind man, what do you see?"
Oh sorry, I forgot you can't see.
What did the blind man say to his dog after eating dinner?
"Just ate a tasty steak!"
One day I was passing a blind man and I gave him a gun and told him it was a blow dryer.
Next day I went for another walk and saw his grave.
So this blind man was walking down the street with his stick, right? And he walked past this fish market, he took a deep breath and said, "WWOAAH GOODMORNING LADIES!"
So, a blind guy is sitting on a park bench with his seeing eye dog right beside him. Suddenly, his seeing eye dog cocks his leg and pisses all over the blind guy's leg. So the blind guy gives the dog a treat.
A man taking a walk saw the entire thing and said to the blind man, "That is the most charitable thing I鈥檝e ever seen, your dog deliberately pissed on you and here you are giving him a dog biscuit." The blind man says, "Oh it鈥檚 not what you think, I鈥檓 just trying to find his head so I can kick him in the ass."
How do you surprise a blind guy? Leave the plunger in the toilet.
A disabled man stands up.
A blind man says, "You can stand?"
A deaf man says, "You can see?"
A mute person says, "You can hear?"
The disabled man says, "You can talk!"
Doctor: "What the actual f**k"
I gave a blind man a gun and told him it was a hair dryer.
How do you find a blind man at a nude beach?
It isn't hard.
How do you punish a blind man?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
What's the definition of rude?
Sticking a blind man in a corner and telling him to find his wife.
In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind man to become a king.
I mean, I don't see why not.
So, a blind man got run over by a car... a parked car.
There was a blind man. He was blind. Ha, sucks for him.
Have you heard about the blind man who saw the accident and the dead man who heard it?