Blast jokes
Here's a tip for cow tipping from TheRussianBadger.
"So if you see Otis from Barnyard, make sure you blast his ass from a distance!"
Afgans looking at the GBU-43/B Massive Ordnance Air Blast Bomb like
Two Arabs are swapping jokes. One cracks up and yells, "Man, that joke was an absolute blast!"
This is real, sorta
Me when my friend talks about a teacher blasting off on a kid
Community talk
i have been blasting Carmalldansen for the past hour.. am i okay?
The disparity between WJE and SW needs to be studied. It's insane how different their community is compared to ours, and how much more ADVANCED they are. Like right now, they're engaging in a forum mafia-reminiscent "War Game" which sounds like a total blast. We as a community are MISSING OUT!!! Most of the people here are either trolls, using it as a private messaging alternative, or just PLAIN BORING. There's way too many mods and too few users here. SOMETHING needs to be done!!!
Once upon a time, there was a girl named Lucy, who was known for one peculiar thing: she could not stop farting. It wasn’t just an occasional squeak or puff—it was a full-on symphony of noises, each more unpredictable than the last.
It all started one Saturday morning when Lucy was helping her mother bake cookies. As they mixed the dough, Lucy felt the pressure building. She tried to hold it in, but the more she foc… Read more