Did you hear about that Muslim party?
It was a blast!
Bomb.
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
Twitter just blew my mind i was havin a blast until i ened the stream with a bang
Boom, it went.
What did the priest say during the christening?
"So anyway, I started blasting!"
"Prostitutes love their jobs; they're always having a blast!"
I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th.
They're going to have an explosive party that will definitely blow you away!
It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast, too!
What do Priests and School shooters have in common?
They both blast little kids in the face.
It was a blast to visit the twin towers on 9/11 on exactly 8:46 a.m. it was the bomb...like literally
Here's a tip for cow tipping from TheRussianBadger. "So if you see Otis from Barnyard, make sure you blast his ass from a distance."
What do you get when a dinosaur farts?
A blast from the past!
What do you get when the queen farts a noble gas?
What do you get when a dino farts? A blast from the past.
Why are ninja farts so dangerous? They are silent but deadly.
When you want to commit suicide, just say "Allahu Akbar," there will definitely be a blast.
What's the song that plays at the very end of the movie, Dr. Strangecow, during the montage of nuclear blasts?
"Veal meat again, don't know where, don't know when ..."
Did you hear about the Boston marathon? 'Cause, well, I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away!
Where did Susie go after the bomb exploded?
Everywhere.
Where did Amy go after the explosion?
Everywhere.
A guy walks into a mosque... then blows up.
What did the Hiroshima survivor say about the day Little Boy dropped? "It was a blast!"
