Bird jokes

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

What's the difference between Bird flu and swine flu?

For one you get tweetment, for the other you get oinkment.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

For sale: Dead canary.

Not going cheep.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.

The early bird might get the worm...

But the second mouse gets the cheese.