Biography jokes
How Steven Hawking died: because he moved too much during the day and ran out of juice.
Did you know that Helen Keller had a twin?
Yeah, Helen ate her in the womb.
I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... no, I'm just kidding.
Helen Keller.
Why did the bird lay an egg on Stephen Hawkings?
Because he is Stephen HAWKings.
Community talk
Eminem was born on October 17, 1972. His mom had some weird blood-poisoning sickness in her titties, so she couldn’t BREASTFEED him… I guess he just drank normal milk. Eminem’s dad left him a young age, so he and his mom lived together by themselves, they moved several times, in FACT, Eminem claimed that he went to 15 shitty schools during his childhood. Believe it or not, Eminem was actually born in MISSOURI, but he… Read more