Biography jokes
Stephen Hawking's family was cruel. He fell over and got told to man up and walk it off.
Who is Helen Keller?
Did you know that Helen Keller had a twin?
Yeah, Helen ate her in the womb.
The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far away from the wall; the cord unplugged.
The wheels on the wheelchair go round and round.
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
How Steven Hawking died: because he moved too much during the day and ran out of juice.
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Eminem was born on October 17, 1972. His mom had some weird blood-poisoning sickness in her titties, so she couldn’t BREASTFEED him... I guess he just drank normal milk. Eminem’s dad left him a young age, so he and his mom lived together by themselves, they moved several times, in FACT, Eminem claimed that he went to 15 shitty schools during his childhood. Believe it or not, Eminem was actually born in MISSOURI, but … Read more