Bill Cosby jokes
The judge asked Bill Cosby for his defense. He used feminist talking points and said "My body, my choice" and "It's my right to privacy." The judge, being impartial, let Cosby go.
Bill Cosby on rape: "But, I heard, 'my body, my choice.'"
What's red and got makeup all over?
A Bill Cosby victim.
Good Morning, Sleepy-Head!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Bill Cosby will pudding rape you.
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
Plz look up rainbow kiss - Bill Cosby.
Jeff, did you hear they're making a film about Jimmy Savile? It’s a very touchy subject.
Yeah, I did, Gary, but did you hear the reviews on the Bill Cosby film? People said it was so boring it put them to sleep.
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.
I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."
"Bippidy boppidy boo! Bill Cosby is coming for you!"
"Bippity Boppity Boop! Bill Cosby's coming for you!"
7 little children gathered around the bed Bill Cosby's fantasy.
All he wants to do is tickle the kids, it's as plain as can be.
7 cellmates gathered around the bed ready to rape Bill Cosby instead.
"Don’t be dumb, make sure she’s numb."
- Bill Cosby
What is it called when Bill Cosby and an illegal immigrant fight?
Aliens vs. Predator
What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most?
The “cold and passed out” kind.
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