Bikini Bottom jokes

What plate goes to Bikini Bottom?

Malaysia Flight 370.

Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.

"Hey, hey, Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]

"Just looking for all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]

"How much have you found so far?"

"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]