Big Deal jokes

How is sex like air? It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.

A: Why are you so sad?

B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.

A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?

B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie.

A: Why are you so sad?

B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.

A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?

B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie!

How is sex like air?

It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.

Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.

Sunday was a sad day, but yesterday was a sadder day.

Sunday. Monday. Tuesday. What the fuck? Saturday.

"Have a nice day" and "enjoy the next 24 hours" mean the same thing, but one sounds like a threat.

"{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discuss courses of action, and collection." End of log"

One man's trash is another man's treasure. That sucks when you are adopted.