Big Deal jokes

How is sex like air? It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.

A: Why are you so sad?

B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.

A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?

B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie.

A: Why are you so sad?

B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.

A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?

B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie!

How is sex like air?

It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.

Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.