Big Deal jokes

How is sex like air? It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.

A: Why are you so sad?

B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.

A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?

B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie.

A: Why are you so sad?

B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.

A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?

B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie!

How is sex like air?

It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.

A pair of Newfoundlanders, watching TV, saw endless big-budget advertisements for mass-produced American beer.

One Newfie turns to the other and says, "They say that stuff is the biggest seller in the States, but I don't see what the big deal is." So they buy a bottle, pour it into a plain jar and decide to get an expert opinion.

They send a sample to a lab in St. John's to have it analyzed.

A day later, the lab results come back: "Your horse has diabetes."

Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.

Ya know, Kobe made a real impact on the earth!

You know what relationships and life? They both come to an end.

Sunday was a sad day, but yesterday was a sadder day.

Sunday. Monday. Tuesday. What the fuck? Saturday.

"Have a nice day" and "enjoy the next 24 hours" mean the same thing, but one sounds like a threat.