Being black jokes
How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they all beat the room for being black.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just arrest the lightbulb for being broke and beat the room for being black.
What is the hardest part of twerking?
Being black.
Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.
This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.
Memes
How many cops does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they all beat the room for being black.
These people who are offended by rape jokes don’t even understand humor. They think of humor as like a happy thing because humor makes us laugh and laughter makes us happy, but most of the jokes that we laugh at are filled with pain and suffering. If I take a joke like, how many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black. Now that joke isn’t making light of the fact that people have marched in the civil rights movement and people have been racially discriminated against. It’s not making light of those, what it’s doing is it’s taking that pain and suffering and making you transcend it for a moment, and showing the absurdity of the human mind, and that is important. Humor at its best takes the bad things in this world that are painful and hard to deal with and makes it something funny.
And before you go in the comments and say I agree with rape, I don’t. I hope everybody who rapes someone to have their dick cut off. My little sister got fucking raped when she was six, and the guy is lucky he got caught by the police and not me, cause if I caught I would have fucking killed him, so I don’t agree with rape, but I still think rape jokes should still not be taken so seriously!
Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.
Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black.
I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!
Did you know Africans don’t have to be black?
How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just beat the room for it being black.
Q: How many cops does it take to put in a light bulb? A: None, they just beat the room for being black. 😂😂😂
Why do Black people dip their Oreos in water?
Because daddy never came back home with the milk.
A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
Why is the bottom of the sea so dark?
Because Black people can’t swim.
Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because we shot the last one that had a dream.