Bean jokes
People are like bean burritos. You can eat them EVERY DAY, but you'll never run out.
Ice cold coffee? Cool beans!
Coffee has been the grounds of many a heated and strong discussion.
What is the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face for my birthday.
Beans
What do you call high Mexicans?
Baked beans ;)
Bean.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a coffee bean grower?
De-calf!
Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants.
What do you call a Mexican Baptism?
Bean Dip.