Bean jokes

People are like bean burritos. You can eat them EVERY DAY, but you'll never run out.

Ice cold coffee? Cool beans!

Coffee has been the grounds of many a heated and strong discussion.

What is the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face for my birthday.

Beans

What do you call high Mexicans?

Baked beans ;)

Bean.

What do you get when you cross a cow with a coffee bean grower?

De-calf!

Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants.

What do you call a Mexican Baptism?

Bean Dip.