Bean jokes
What did Ronnie have at Taco Bell?
A mind-blowing bean burrito.
How do you get 50 hungry kids into a box? You put a can of beans in there.
How do you get 50 hungry kids out of a box? You run past with a can opener.
Hey Gwen! What is a bean's specialty? Being a jerk!
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?
A grape chilli bean.
Why was Mr. Bean on the River Thames?
He was rowing at Kingston.
What do you call onions and beans?
Tear gas.
Hi guys, the prankster is back!
I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named Gwen! So my 6th prank is on...
When I put some bad stuff in my sister's toothpaste bottle!
Okay, so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tasting is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there, so I got some mints and put it there! Then next thing you knew was, my sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzee's buttock!
Green beans, potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me.
Hey amazing people! The Prankster is back! This prank was on my sister and her friends. (tbh I did not think she had friends.)
I set out some snacks for them! Btw (I can't be trusted).
I gathered some "slapies."
The things I gathered were tomatoes, onions, milk, carrots, ice cream, and some dried-out green beans! All that stuff!
I need the tomatoes to make a sauce because I am going to put that with the ice cream, mix that up with the milk, yea yea it might look like a gross and nasty dish...WRONG!!!! I am going to make it into a little snack...anyway we make that into a snack for her and her friends. The onions are used to make their eyes cry and burn but I will give them a towel after that. The dried-out green beans are just to make them go over the top and overreact because I did not cook them. After that, we make it like it's not so icky!
I feed it to them!
They overreacted!
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Bye!
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.
Beans and toast.
org.springframework.beans.factory.BeanCreationException: Error creating a bean with name X.
That is a "Penny-Farthing" bicycle. Dimes if you feed it beans.
Say "beans" fast three times.
Now you’re an idiot.
Why did the beans fuck the mum to make bouncing beans?
Why did the bean play Fortnite?
Because it had a beantroller.
Beans, beans, beans. Say what? Say beans, beans, beans.
I can't stop thinking about those beans.
What did one bean say to the other bean?
How you bean?