Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!
Curry hits 3s, and Kobe hit 3 trees.
Call me Kobe Bryant, cause I'm gonna helicopter out of this one.
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.
Why do basketball players love cookies so much?
Because they can dunk them!
Why do basketball players like cookies? Because they can dunk them!