When baseball players want to get together, what will they do?
Touch base.
Baseball Player Jokes
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
The baseball player has a home to run back to.
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?
They don't know where home plate is.
Q: What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
A: One knows where home is.
An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."
Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.
1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.
2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7. Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10. My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Because he stole first base.
What did the baseball player say to the bassist?
Nice baseline!
Who’s the hottest girl in the world?
Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun.
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He tried to steal third.