What do you call Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band? "Juan Direction."
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Why didn't the drummer play? ....... because he got a percussion.
I started a band called 999 megabytes... we still haven't gotten a gig
Skeletons love to be in band they love the trumbone
What is black and white and is dead? My Chemical Romance
Which band doesn’t make music? One Direction
So my brother said we should start a band and I said I already had a band...so I gave him my band and said he was talking about music and I said well I do have a trum-bone ;)
D'jahear about the band Manhole? I hear they're a metal cover
What's got 9 arms and sucks
Def Leppard
Only one band is capable of affording the insurance on supercars. UB40!
A horse a fox and a bunny join together and make a rock band they started doing tiny gigs but they got famous and went on tour they all got so famous it went to their heads and the band disbanded the fox made his and bunny made her own the horse was sad that the band was no more so he went to a bar and the bartender asked why the long face
What do you call a band made of cheese? Grate That
What do you call a mariachi band sinking in Mayonnaise?
Cinco De Mayo
What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common?
They're both Headless.
What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast?
Korn Flakes.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favourite band? The Rolling Stones.
I'm taking a taking a guitar lesson at school, my band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar, i Asked him if that was a fret
Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands but all of them rejected him.. except Daft Punk.
Why Did Michael Jackson call Boyz 2 Men ? He thought they were a delivery service
