Balls jokes
I have a green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?
Shrek's dick.
A girl has small balls.
Have you heard of the work called "ligma balls?"
Kid: I need help!
Mom: Help your balls.
AUGH, oh sorry, I just got a third ball because of girls hitting my balls with a handball!
Memes
The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.
But then why do boys want to? Oh...
Last night little Johnny went to his room and saw people hanging out there, little balls.
I kicked my leg into my dad's balls in 1999.
What’s the name of this brand? *picture of puma logo*
Them: Puma
“Puma balls in yo mouth.”
Happy birthday to you, you look like a ball, can’t fit in my jaws, I try to suck it.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Hey do you know saga?
Saga these ball sacks!
My grandpa died to ligma.
Ligma balls lol.
What do you call ball drama?
Why are toads born with balls on their body?
Because they want more attention!
Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?
Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.
How to learn your Vitamins:
A = Art.
B = Bouncy Balls.
C = Cookies.
D = Da Sun.
You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!
Don't you hate it when you sit on your balls? It's a real nutcracker!
When I went to basketball training, there was a giant bag of basketballs on the floor.
My friend was like, "That’s a huge sack of balls."
He didn’t realize what was about to happen.