Balls jokes
Last night little Johnny went to his room and saw people hanging out there, little balls.
Happy birthday to you, you look like a ball, can’t fit in my jaws, I try to suck it.
Kid: I need help!
Mom: Help your balls.
Why are toads born with balls on their body?
Because they want more attention!
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.
But then why do boys want to? Oh...
Memes
AUGH, oh sorry, I just got a third ball because of girls hitting my balls with a handball!
The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.
What’s the name of this brand? *picture of puma logo*
Them: Puma
“Puma balls in yo mouth.”
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't Asians play cricket?
Because they will eat the ball.
I have a green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?
Shrek's dick.
A girl has small balls.
Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!
Have you heard of the work called "ligma balls?"
Hey do you know saga?
Saga these ball sacks!
My grandpa died to ligma.
Ligma balls lol.
What do you call ball drama?
Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?
Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.
How to learn your Vitamins:
A = Art.
B = Bouncy Balls.
C = Cookies.
D = Da Sun.
You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!
Don't you hate it when you sit on your balls? It's a real nutcracker!