B.A.L.L.S. jokes
Why can't Asians play cricket?
Because they will eat the ball.
A girl has small balls.
Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!
I kicked my leg into my dad's balls in 1999.
I have a green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?
Shrek's dick.
Last night little Johnny went to his room and saw people hanging out there, little balls.
Kid: I need help!
Mom: Help your balls.
What’s the name of this brand? *picture of puma logo*
Them: Puma
“Puma balls in yo mouth.”
AUGH, oh sorry, I just got a third ball because of girls hitting my balls with a handball!
The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.
But then why do boys want to? Oh...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Have you heard of the work called "ligma balls?"
Why are toads born with balls on their body?
Because they want more attention!
Happy birthday to you, you look like a ball, can’t fit in my jaws, I try to suck it.
Hey do you know saga?
Saga these ball sacks!
What do you call ball drama?
My grandpa died to ligma.
Ligma balls lol.
Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?
Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.
Don't you hate it when you sit on your balls? It's a real nutcracker!