Balls jokes

Ball

Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!

Ball

I have a green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?

Shrek's dick.

Memes

Toad

Why are toads born with balls on their body?

Because they want more attention!

Ball

Last night little Johnny went to his room and saw people hanging out there, little balls.

Ball

Happy birthday to you, you look like a ball, can’t fit in my jaws, I try to suck it.

Ball

AUGH, oh sorry, I just got a third ball because of girls hitting my balls with a handball!

Girl

Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.

But then why do boys want to? Oh...

Ball

The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.

Puma

What’s the name of this brand? *picture of puma logo*

Them: Puma

“Puma balls in yo mouth.”

Basketball

Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?

Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.

Vitamin

How to learn your Vitamins:

A = Art.

B = Bouncy Balls.

C = Cookies.

D = Da Sun.

You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!