B.A.L.L.S. jokes
Why did the midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls dragged along the ground. 😅😂🤣
Why can't Asians play cricket?
Because they will eat the ball.
I have a green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?
Shrek's dick.
A girl has small balls.
Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!
if you dislike comment or no balls
Last night little Johnny went to his room and saw people hanging out there, little balls.
I kicked my leg into my dad's balls in 1999.
Have you heard of the work called "ligma balls?"
Kid: I need help!
Mom: Help your balls.
What’s the name of this brand? *picture of puma logo*
Them: Puma
“Puma balls in yo mouth.”
AUGH, oh sorry, I just got a third ball because of girls hitting my balls with a handball!
Happy birthday to you, you look like a ball, can’t fit in my jaws, I try to suck it.
The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.
Why are toads born with balls on their body?
Because they want more attention!
Hey do you know saga?
Saga these ball sacks!
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.
But then why do boys want to? Oh...
My grandpa died to ligma.
Ligma balls lol.
What do you call ball drama?
Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?
Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.