Ayo jokes
"Ayo, Lynx, where you at?"
My guy: I have a Q-Tip.
Me: You can Q my tip.
My guy: Ayo!
Ayo, who's online :')
Nobody:
JFK: :) Hi guys!
JFK's killer: Ayo look at this shit, I just hit a clip.
Ayo wassup Nicka. AWWWW SHIET!
Ayo fake guy.
Just a pickup line.
"Ayo, bbg, are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in."
Ayo, the pizza here... OH NlGGA! AHHHHH!... Augh, my ears burn!
Why did Jesus play football?
He was Spanish, ayo.
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.
Ayo Lucas, a sussy baka!
Ayo, the pizza here-
OH N*GGA!!
Ayo imagine having a chocolate fountain, but instead it cost a billion dollars a gallon and you have a hundred thousands, that number will never equate to how many porno magazines and alcoholic beverages and malty liquors stolen from my brother's bedroom as a desperate attempt at being edgy. Ayo, maybe instead of the future cars being powered by petroleum oil and gas, but with hot chocolate.
I put my leg up in the air sometimes, singing ayo, I'm a flamingo...