Aviation disaster jokes

Victim

Victims of 9/11 are the fastest readers. They went through 94 stories in seconds.

Dad

Roses are red, violets are violet,

My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot!

Pilot

pilot: *over intercom* we're all going to die.

passengers: *start freaking out*

pilot: all of us will one day, no one knows when.

passengers: *sigh with relief*

pilot: but it'll probably be when we hit that mountain.

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  • Plane

    What is the difference between a plane and a helicopter?

    A plane hits a building, but a helicopter hits the floor.

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