Aviation disaster jokes

My father was a great pilot. He died on 9/11.

Roses are red, violets are violet,

My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot!

I wrote a joke on MH370… but I don’t know where it went.

They shouldn't have released the final seconds of the N722BD crash audio, it was like giving free porn to rapists.

You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.

There was an air crash of a Boeing 737-800 which can carry around 300 passengers.

It crashed in a cemetery.

They recovered 500 bodies.

People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.

Sully: Praised after landing in the Hudson River.

Garuda Indonesia 421:

Sully's co-pilot:

Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.

Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.

Victims of 9/11 are the fastest readers. They went through 94 stories in seconds.