Aviation disaster jokes
Victims of 9/11 are the fastest readers. They went through 94 stories in seconds.
I wrote a joke on MH370... but I don’t know where it went.
Roses are red, violets are violet,
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot!
Wanna hear some famous last words?
"We are just experiencing some turbulence."
pilot: *over intercom* we're all going to die.
passengers: *start freaking out*
pilot: all of us will one day, no one knows when.
passengers: *sigh with relief*
pilot: but it'll probably be when we hit that mountain.
My grandfather died in 9/11.
He was a great pilot.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicopter?
A plane hits a building, but a helicopter hits the floor.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.