MH370 jokes

I wrote a joke on MH370… but I don’t know where it went.

What's the difference between MH370 and my dad?

Both disappeared, but one killed 239 people.

Who lives under the sea?

Malaysia flight 370.

What plate goes to Bikini Bottom?

Malaysia Flight 370.

Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?

Someone turned off flight mode.

(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)