What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.
I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs, so I don’t know why they do it.
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 1: LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up. DISLIKE: When the school shooter finds you and you think you’re gonna die but he remembers the time you gave him a pen. 🖌
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When the school shooter is about to leave the school and then the autistic kid screams hooray
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
When the emo kid is about to hang himself in the school bathroom, and the autistic kid starts swinging the rope like Indiana Jones!
VOTING FINAL This vote is for the best School Shooter joke of the month. - LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up. DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
Vote for the better joke and the Joke of the Month will be announced in the comments tomorrow.
What do you call Autistic kids baking?
"Downies" with brownies.
What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?
"I thought what we had was special!"
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting Target practice
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 3: LIKE: When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a Disco party. 🕺🕺🕺 DISLIKE: When the school shooter gets killed and everyone is cheering but you walk toward his gun; “I will finish what you started.”
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If you're feeling mad, punch an autistic kid. What's he gonna do, blabber to the teacher?
What do you get when you beat up an autistic kid?
Mashed potatoes.
What do you call an Autistic kid?
A work of Daniel.
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.
That autistic kid having sex for the first time:
"U The Hips, U The Hips!"
What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?
They both have special needs.
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it’s a piñata: 🤪🏏
When the autistic kid brings a gun to school and thinks it’s a dart gun.
