Autistic kid jokes
What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shoot both of them, just not in public.
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
When you ask the cashiers for the specials menu, and they bring out the autistic kid, blind kid, and Down syndrome kid.
What do you get when you beat up an autistic kid?
Mashed potatoes.
When the school shooter is right outside the classroom window, and the autistic kid starts trying to say hello to him.
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 3: LIKE: When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a Disco party. 🕺🕺🕺
DISLIKE: When the school shooter gets killed and everyone is cheering but you walk toward his gun; “I will finish what you started.”
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When the school shooter says, "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️
What do you call an Autistic kid?
A work of Daniel.
When the school shooter asks the autistic kid which hostage he wants to rape, and he looks at you like 😋.
What did the Autistic kid say to his bully?
ARRRRRRRRR!
What do you call Autistic kids baking?
"Downies" with brownies.
When the school shooter is about to leave the room, then the autistic kid says, "Goodbye!"
That autistic kid having sex for the first time:
"U The Hips, U The Hips!"
When the autistic kid brings a gun to school and thinks it’s a dart gun.
What do you call an autistic kid with a glock?
Special forces.
Btw, I'm 13.
When the school shooter starts doing Fortnite dances and the autistic kid joins in.
When the school shooter is about to leave the school, and then the autistic kid screams, "Hooray!"
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
What's the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid? It depends on who's shooting.
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it's a piñata... BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!