Autistic kid

Autistic Kid Jokes

Kid

Why are autistic kids a stupid, brainless, special freak?

Kid

What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?

"I thought what we had was special!"

Kid

What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?

They both have special needs.

Autism

If you're feeling mad, punch an autistic kid. What's he gonna do, blabber to the teacher?

Kid

What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.

Kid

What did the autistic kid order at a restaurant?

A disorder.

Kid

What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?

Autistemist Prime.

School Shooter

If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"

Gun

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?

Special forces.

Kid

What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shoot both of them, just not in public.

Kid

What do you call Autistic kids baking?

"Downies" with brownies.

Kid

What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?

A zombie Apocalypse!

Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh🧟

Kid

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.