Autistic kid

Autistic kid jokes

What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?

"I thought what we had was special!"

What did the Autistic kid say to his bully?

ARRRRRRRRR!

If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"

What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shoot both of them, just not in public.

What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?

Hot Wheels!

What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?

A zombie Apocalypse!

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