Autistic kid jokes
When you ask the cashiers for the specials menu, and they bring out the autistic kid, blind kid, and Down syndrome kid.
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
Why are autistic kids a stupid, brainless, special freak?
What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?
"I thought what we had was special!"
What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?
They both have special needs.
What did the Autistic kid say to his bully?
ARRRRRRRRR!
If you're feeling mad, punch an autistic kid. What's he gonna do, blabber to the teacher?
What do you call a bunch of autistic kids in a box?
A toolbox.
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
What did the autistic kid order at a restaurant?
A disorder.
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shoot both of them, just not in public.
What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels!
An autistic kid.
What do you call Autistic kids baking?
"Downies" with brownies.
What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?
A zombie Apocalypse!
Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh🧟