Autistic kid jokes
What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels!
What do you call an autistic kid with a glock?
Special forces.
Btw, I'm 13.
When the school shooter asks the autistic kid which hostage he wants to rape, and he looks at you like 😋.
It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.
I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs, so I don’t know why they do it.
When the school shooter kills five people, and the autistic kid yells, "Heroes never die!"
What do you call an autistic kid if he was short?
A short tistic.
When you ask the cashiers for the specials menu, and they bring out the autistic kid, blind kid, and Down syndrome kid.
When the school shooter kills the teacher and the autistic kid declares communism
When the school shooter pulls the fire alarm, and the autistic kid thinks it’s a rave party.
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shoot both of them, just not in public.
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 2: LIKE: When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door and the autistic kid opens it.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team, but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
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What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
What did the Autistic kid say to his bully?
ARRRRRRRRR!
An autistic kid.
What do you call Autistic kids baking?
"Downies" with brownies.
Why did the autistic kid walk across a busy road?
He was chasing his mind and got hit by a car.
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
What do you call an Autistic kid?
A work of Daniel.
When the school shooter says, "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️