Autistic kid jokes
When the autistic kid brings a gun to school and thinks it’s a dart gun.
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
Why did the autistic kid walk across a busy road?
He was chasing his mind and got hit by a car.
When the school shooter starts doing Fortnite dances and the autistic kid joins in.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
There is one difference between autistic kids and vegetarians.
They're both vegetables in serotonin ways.
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 2: LIKE: When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door and the autistic kid opens it.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team, but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
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When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.
An autistic kid hit me, so I kicked him back and he died.
When the school shooter kills five people, and the autistic kid yells, "Heroes never die!"
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
What do you call an autistic kid if he was short?
A short tistic.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels!
When the school shooter runs out of ammo: K a l m.
When he grabs a full mag: P a n i k.
When he looks back and doesn't see you, but you're hiding in one of the classrooms: K a l m.
When the autistic kid's Sketchers light up: P A N I K.
What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?
A zombie Apocalypse!
Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh🧟
What do you call a bunch of autistic kids in a box?
A toolbox.
What did the Autistic kid say to his bully?
ARRRRRRRRR!
An autistic kid.