What famous book writer for kids loved insects?
Beatrix Potter.
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Outdoor Entertaining by Patty O.
Over the Mountaintop by Hugo First.
Plumbing for Idiots by Duane Pipes.
Music Theory by Amanda Lynn Player.
Meterology 101 By Wendy Reign and Sonny Daze.
Oh God By Dixie Rect.
Please Don't Stop By Craven Moorehead.
Life And Times Of A Porn Star By Dixie Normous.
Right Stuff By Dang Lin-Wang.
How To Take Care of Your Cat By Connie Lingus.
Right Way 2 Orgasm By Buster Cherry.
The Unwanted Child By Brooke N Rubbers.
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Why Should I Walk? By Iona Carr.
What Lonely Girls Should Do By Seymour Fellowes.
Unusual Window Decorations By Rod Curtains.
The Long Walk Home By Misty Bus.
Race to the Outhouse By Willie Makit and Illustrated by Betty Wont.
Think everyone who wrote these jokes are dead yet?
What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? Walking, JK Rowling.
I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters, but it just wouldn't land with people...
I know, I'm going to hell!
What did the author say when he got a correct answer? "I got it right!"
Fuk Nip shat!
The person to make the first cannabinol cookbook had a wife and ate (eight) children.
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
Running, JK rolling!
I saw Stephen Hawking using an ATM. It is nice to see he had found someone before he shut down.
What does Stephen King call his wife...
The black hole.
What do you call a blind author?
A Braille writer.
Did you hear that Stephen Hawking wrote a new book? It's called "Around The House in Eighty Days."
The previous joke was by Sebastian Wittrock, but he put Miguel Roberts as the name.
Why did the author go to the emergency room?
His editor told him he needed an appendix removed.
