The person to make the first cannabinol cook book had a wife and ate (eight) children
How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Running, JK rolling!
I saw stephen king using an atm it is nice to see he had found someone before he shut down
What douse steven king call his wife... The black hole
What do you call a blind author? A Braille writer
Did you hear that Stephen Hawking wrote a new book? It's called "Around The House in Eighty Days."
Why did the author go to the emergency room? -- His editor told him he needed an appendix removed.
