Atmosphere jokes
You're like a stormy cloud, because once you go away, it's a nice day.
Why did the weatherman’s cheeks turn pink?
He saw the climate change.
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
What do you call a person who measures air? Airometer.
What do you call the sky? Up high, high! AHAHAHAHAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA
What you breathe in is called oxygen, otherwise known as, "African food".
What holds the sun ☀️ up in the sky?
Sunbeams.
I can cry, but I don't have eyes. I can fly, but I don't have wings. Who am I?
A cloud.
The winds of Uranus go on and off, so you could say the wind is broken.
Hey mylady.
Hey bro.
Me mylady.
Me a bro.
Uranus is a gassy planet.
What is an astronaut's favorite color? Zoo.
Why does the sky think it's so powerful?
Because it's always looking down on us.
I air.
What language do people at the center of the Earth speak?
Core-an (Korean)
Haha, yeet my fuckin' meat!
At my most fear, I shit my pants.
Have you eaten at the restaurant on the Moon? It's got good food, but no atmosphere.
Why is the sun mad at the clouds?
The clouds keep throwing shade.