Why did the weatherman’s cheeks turn pink? He saw the climate change.
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
I rate the atmosphere of Isreal a 10/7 real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
What you breathe in is called oxygen, otherwise known as, "African food".
What holds the sun ☀️ up in the sky?
Sunbeams
I can cry, but I don't have eyes. I can fly, but I don't have wings. Who am I?
A cloud.
The winds of Uranus go on and off so you could say the wind is broken.
Hey mylady Hey bro Me mylady Me a bro
Uranus is a gassy planet.
Why does the sky think it's so powerful?
Because it's always looking down on us.
What language do people at the center of the Earth speak?
Core-an (Korean)
haha yeet my fuckin meat
at-my-most-fear i shit my paints
have you ate at the restaurant at the Moon its got good food but no atmosphere.
WHY IS THE SUN RED TODAY?Turned Red Today. Here's Why. As an enormous Atlantic storm batters Ireland, a related phenomenon is turning heads further east over in the United Kingdom. ... Just like the way sunsets are sometimes red, excess particles in the atmosphere can change the color of the sun in the daytime.
When in Poland people go to a house party, and the atmosphere is bad, nobody is talking, they say: "Is there a German here?"
Did you hear about the restaurant there putting on the moon Good food but no atmosphere