Atmosphere

Atmosphere jokes

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You're like a stormy cloud, because once you go away, it's a nice day.

Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.

I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!

What do you call the sky? Up high, high! AHAHAHAHAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA

What you breathe in is called oxygen, otherwise known as, "African food".

I can cry, but I don't have eyes. I can fly, but I don't have wings. Who am I?

A cloud.

Have you eaten at the restaurant on the Moon? It's got good food, but no atmosphere.