Atmosphere jokes

Hey mylady.

Hey bro.

Me mylady.

Me a bro.

Why is the sun red today?

The sun turned red today. Here's why. As an enormous Atlantic storm batters Ireland, a related phenomenon is turning heads further east over in the United Kingdom. ... Just like the way sunsets are sometimes red, excess particles in the atmosphere can change the color of the sun in the daytime.

At my most fear, I shit my pants.