Asf jokes

Stop it why offends... asf.

Y'all gay asf yaya.

I asked my zombie boyfriend, "Does he have a brain?" Because he's stupid asf.

I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

The American salute starts with your hand facing flat towards the ground on your head.

The British salute starts with your hand against your head just like the American salute.

The French salute starts with your hands in the air.

The Saudi salute starts with you being bent over with a camel tongue in your ass.

Y'know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"? No, it screeches.

gay fish.