Asf jokes
Stop it why offends... asf.
Y'all gay asf yaya.
I asked my zombie boyfriend, "Does he have a brain?" Because he's stupid asf.
I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.
Y'know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"? No, it screeches.
Drop me in Afghanistan with a Dodge Challenger Super Stock, a Mexican named Jose, a 6 pack of Dr. Pepper, a golden SCAR, a pack of chimichangas, and an M4A1, and I'll have the Taliban saying the Pledge of Allegiance in 4 hours.
The American salute starts with your hand facing flat towards the ground on your head.
The British salute starts with your hand against your head just like the American salute.
The French salute starts with your hands in the air.
The Saudi salute starts with you being bent over with a camel tongue in your ass.
Y'know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"? No, it screeches.
Community talk
I'm bord asf
im act pissed. why the fuck dose my my mom come home at 2 30 in the fucking morning being loud asf turns on all the lights and stsrts playing fuckigng poker whiel hr daughter is trying to sleep in the living room because she dosent have a fucking room because SHE took it away. mom of the fucking year folks. act abt to crash out
would it be so cool mazing if percussionists did a drum solo before anyone could ffight in iran. THATD BE COOL ASF