Are jokes

Why are most absent dads mechanics?

They like to nut and bolt.

What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.

What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!

Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.

Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."

Why are Americans stupid? They shoot everyone that goes to school.

Girl, are you a rope? Because I want to hang with you.

Israel and Palestine jokes are hard at these times.

It’s all about execution.

Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.

A man and woman were having sex. After they were done, the man asks the woman, "Are you a nurse?" The woman answers, "Yes. How did you know?" The man replies, "Because you took care of me so well." Then the woman asks the man, "Are you an anesthesiologist?" He says proudly, "Yes. How do you know?" The woman answers, "Because I didn't feel a thing."

This is to the girl/boy named Gwen: Are you okay? I see there is a bunch of haters but DON'T, I repeat, DON'T let the haters get to you. I hope you see this and respond and that you are okay. Please Gwen, be honest.

The only time rape jokes are okay; is when they aren't forced.

I saw an orphan crying the other day, so I asked, "Where are your parents?"

God, I love working at an orphanage :)

Why can’t pedophiles ever win races? Because they are always coming in a little behind.

What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

"If we don’t get some support people will think we are ball sacks..."

Why are orphans good at dodgeball?

They can dodge adoptions.

Poor kids in American schools, they want books, but all they get are magazines.

Are you a toaster?

'Cause I wanna take a bath with you.

Roses are red, violets are black, your mum's so fat she sold her son for 10 Big Macs.

Did you know ghosts are alcoholics?

They only come out for the boos.

If there is a divorce in West Virginia, are they still brother and sister?

My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are up.