Are jokes

When you can’t see your adopted joke pop up, it’s the same as asking your adopted friend where their parents are and never finding it.

Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?

Why are orphans not boomerangs? Because they never come back.

I don't get it.

Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".

Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:

11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.

Uh, six teachers are annoying. Thank God I am not getting picked on at school or on this website.

The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.

What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.

The average French car has 7 gears, 6 of which are in reverse mode just in case the Germans come back.

If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Hey girl, are your pants a mirror? 'Cause I can see myself in them.

Are you bleach? Because I want you inside of me.

I tore up my homework, but then I replaced it with this copy. It may look like it, but trust me, it's different! The answers ARE RIGHT, better than left!

I see, you guys jokers are SANS-ational!

Roses are not always red, Violets are violet, not blue. Irises are never red, Petunias can be kinda blue.

What does this tell us 'cept you can't trust a poet to tell the truth.

Did you know that a lot of graves are put in churchyards?

Yeah, they're pretty holey.

What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?

Both are lying when they say, "I'm a real boy."

What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common?

Both are sick and twisted.

What’s the best part about sex with twenty eight year olds?

There are twenty of them.

A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, "Why are you crying my son?" "My parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died." "It's just not your day today is it?" Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.