Are jokes
There are some questionable candies out there, such as:
"All I want is a good Blow Pop."
"I don’t even want to know where that Butterfinger has been."
"If you do, you’ll probably end up with tasting the rainbow."
"Nobody wants to bite into an O’Henry."
"Or adopt Three Musketeers."
"Or even end up with a Sour Patch."
Did you know "bj" ends with "job" because if you are giving a man a blow job, it sucks? But if you’re giving it to a woman, it's called "eating out" because it’s a privilege.
Hey girl, are you a drill sergeant, because you have my privates' attention.
Roses are red,
I don't know what is brass.
I tell myself,
"Don't touch grass."
Hey girl, are you suicide? 'Cause I think of you everyday.
Memes
I don’t understand why Christians are so against body piercings. Didn’t Jesus have four?
Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.
Why are orphans good at being a criminal?
Because they're not wanted.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.
Dark jokes are like home. A lot of people don't get it.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't wanna say this, but I have the flu.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you take Kirby’s food, he will stab you.
When you are going back to where you live from a place that is a time zone behind where you live:
"Looks like I am going back to the future!"
"You are under arrest for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia!"
"Wait! I can explain everything!"
Gwen, why are you so nice?
The more suicidal people there are, the less suicidal people there are... Woah!
What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"
If you’re having a bad day, just punch an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.