Are jokes

What do you say if you are raped once but feel raped twice?

"I was raped raped."

How many letters are there in the alphabet? 26? No, 8!

Hi, I like emos because they are black.

You wanna hear a good joke, kiddos?

Gods being real. (Newsflash, all gods are manmade. THEY'RE ALL FICTION!)

You are so hairy, Bigfoot took your picture!

If you're ever bored just fuck some orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Bro, you teeth are so yellow that you can't brush your teeth.

People are really upset with the Trump-Biden debate.

So much so, that Chris Wallace has requested to change his name.

OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!

Son: Dad, can I get a girlfriend?

Dad: Son, no, you are only 10, so no.

Son: Dad, I'm leaving to get a girlfriend.

Dad: Son, nooo, you are not my son!

Son: What did you say? *Son slaps the dad.*

Dad: Good, son, goodbye, get out of my home.

Son: Good, you can go move to a new home.

Three copycats on a boat, one jumps off. How many are left? Zero, because they're copycats!

Why are you gay?

Why are basements so scary? Cuz of the mail.

Are you an egg? 'Cause your jokes ain't funny.

(Bob holds Deric's neck)

Deric: "Water, what are you doing?"

See, I was always told puns are funny.

But I can see now they aren't punny.

Like if you know what ashes are.

Hi, how are you doing?

Adopted kid:

Hey, Alex, what are you doing?

Alex:

Nothing, just playing my game. Anyways, you know you can call me "dad."

Adopted kid:

OK, dad Alex.

Alex:

Oh, come on! My game! I’m winning. Let’s go!

Adopted kid:

I’m so glad I have a mom.

Women are gay.

"Wheelchair" - HAHA!